From The 'Home Office' in Beaverton, Oregon.....
"Top Ten Things I Learned In Olympia, But Kept To Myself"

#10. "David, Our transportation Captain did attempt to warn Us...:"You will
be facing danger; there will be no turning back;just ignore what you witness
along the way, and you will love it!"

#9. "The Phoenix Inn, The Quality Inn, and The Red Lion Inn. Talk about Team
Camaraderie!"

#8. "We would pay good money for someone to pick up Laura Lines and toss her
in the lake!"
#7. "Barbra's suggestion to order lunch from Panda Express was excellent!
Two words: Wine list."

#6. "Jasmine did not just wander off. She availed herself of the lush
surroundings, the beautiful scenery, and if anything else, shear boredom."

#5. "Jules, it's nice to see you, too! do you greet all of your friends by
patting their butt?"

#4. "Memo: Water-proof Cowboy Hat."

#3. "Lynn was so happy, She was dreaming of jumping for joy!"

#2. "Wait until Jim finds out that Olivia has been playing 'Hide and Go
Seek' with his Federal Income Tax Refund."

and now...

#1. "We came;We saw;We were great!"

They don't call me "Wild Bill" for nothing, you know