From: wild bill
To: Blind Ambition
Sent: Thursday, September 17, 2009 12:15 AM
Subject: [SPAM][blind-ambition] Now That's Entertainment!

...As She watched in interest while her Mother, and the other members of the Team did their warm up, it suddenly occurred to the five year old Girl....
From the 'Home Office' in Hillsboro, Oregon...
"Top Ten Reasons Why The Portland Races Were So Special"

#10. "Its Saturday; its a little after 7 AM;its still dark;and We're wearing sunglasses."

#9. "It's not a good idea to let Wild Bill loose on a unsuspecting public without his morning coffee!"

#8. "You can fool some of the people some of the time...then there is the PSU Green Dragons...."

#7. "I like a P.A. system where you can hear the Announcer. Even Debbie could hear Dave Sweeney with Clarity."

#6. "We definitely like a catered lunch. Did someone forget the Wine list?"

#5."Its not a good idea to make Erin angry!"

#4."Mei was upset that the Vendor selling T-Shirts was not selling Sports Bras in team colors."

#3. "Some One should tell Ayla to open with a couple of jokes!"

#2. "Only those 'special' People get to paddle with the "coveted" Hello Kitty! paddle."

AND NOW...

#1."We came in third in Our division, and 2nd in The Pacific Northwest Challenge Circuit! Life is good!"
They don't call me "Wild Bill" for nothing, you know